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Anonymous asked: hey hey can u do that thing again where u answer the next question u receive completely honestly? i think the last time u did it the person wasted their question


Answer:

bombing:

someone always wastes the question. watch this: i will answer the next question i receive completely honestly go

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Anonymous asked: DICKS


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bombing:

there we go

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Anonymous asked: any back to school advice for us high schoolers?


Answer:

officialunitedstates:

When I lived in Montana, I heard about a man who was one of those “prep for the end of the world” folks.  He had some money from working on an oil refinery in Alberta (apparently it’s pretty lucrative), and he was able to retire early and start prepping.  The ironic thing about guys like him is that they all think the end of the world will somehow affect them, when in reality no one lives in or cares about Montana.  If you want to prepare for the end of the world in order to have an advantage, maybe pick a nice spot in Florida where you can hang out with the alligators and ride the Disney roller coasters after everyone else is gone.

Anyway, this guy starts building a huge fort in the middle of the forest.  There weren’t any pictures of it, but according to the man’s press release, it’s the size of a couple football fields put together, at least three stories high, and had some basement levels, too.  This thing was huge, with farms, solar panels, a pool, basically anything you would ever need or want after civilization disappears. 

After fifteen years of construction, the complex is finally done, and the guy decides to move in to his new fort.  Five days later, he gets pneumonia and dies.

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textpostawashinthedickocean:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

If it’s a legitimate decapitation, the male body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down

textpostawashinthedickocean:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

If it’s a legitimate decapitation, the male body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down

(Source: suzziepsyche, via postracialcomments)

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(via posyprince)

(Source: sweetcheeksaremadeofthese, via marykatherine-gallagher)

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation
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You ain’t never had a friend like me!

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elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via marykatherine-gallagher)

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

pro tip: it’s not just cicadas who can burrow out of the ground and scream for their whole lives and then die

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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